cockswoggle

A hard ass or douche bag who think they are the absolute greatest or think they are much better than you.

Guy 1: Your such a douchebag.
Guy 2: Shut up cockswoggle.

by Brakkus February 17, 2006

cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cocksnuggler

One who loves to snuggle cock, whether it be one or several at a time. Can be used to replace any form of the word fag.

"Git ur cocksnuggler ass offa my property!"

by Jezzima December 23, 2008

Cornswoggle

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

by Burkns March 21, 2015

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

Cockswole

Describes an excessive muscular physique of a male, also used to describe an erection.

1.) So you think you're cockswole? 2.) Damn girl, you got me cockswole right now.

by Allan James April 27, 2007

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.

This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!

by klutz January 28, 2003