Cockspider. 

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.

Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.

Cockspider. by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004

cockspider 

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.

Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider

cockspider by snotweezil May 9, 2011

cock spider 

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .

damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..

cock spider by brydon December 6, 2006

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

cockspike 

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft

joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.

cockspike by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

Cockrider 

Phen

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider

Cockrider by Skelebubble April 10, 2020

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004