cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.

That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.

by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006

cocksmile

A group of turkeys

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard

by Long Don September 22, 2012

cockshire

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

by Whitey April 11, 2004

cock slide

As Cameltoe Slide, when a women sits astride a man and uses his cock to slide deep between her lips, stimulating her clitoris.

"Last night my cock slide on Rob made me beg for more"

by Beneficiary August 15, 2007

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockscience

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.

Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.

by Morghanistan June 1, 2010

cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

by AndrooUK January 11, 2009