A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"
Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"
Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Cop: Hmmmm.....
Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Cop: Hmmmm.....
by kakarotch August 17, 2007
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A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.
Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?
Vikram: Woah, really??
Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.
Vikram: Woah, really??
Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.
by avnish May 12, 2010
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