Urban Dictionary: swear to god

swear to god

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"

Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....

by kakarotch August 17, 2007

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swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

by avnish May 12, 2010

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say swear to god!

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!

by geegz April 08, 2009

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I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

by Live me dude April 13, 2017

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Swear fo God

To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying.

I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test.

by ALRounder May 27, 2009

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I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 09, 2018

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It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

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