a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.
by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004
Get the Cockspider. mug.One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.
Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider
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Get the cock spider mug.The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
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Get the cocksperience mug.His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.
Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
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