cockspider 

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.

Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider

cockspider by snotweezil May 9, 2011

Cockspider. 

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.

Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.

Cockspider. by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004

cock spider 

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .

damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..

cock spider by brydon December 6, 2006

cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

cockspike 

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft

joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.

cockspike by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

cockspert 

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

cockspert by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008