davey's definitions

shotaru

The young person in a shotacon pairing.

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.

by Davey December 7, 2003

ZProtoss

According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside.

ZP needs friends.

by Davey June 5, 2004

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs

'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"

by Davey June 19, 2006

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004

best effort

Working to one's ability, rather he or she fails or succeeds.

Put in your best effort.

by Davey June 5, 2004