Cockslom

The Act of planking naked with a boner on a woman

Come on over and help me cockslom my wife.

Cockslom by Jizz Moneky August 22, 2011

cocksome 

The perfect mix of being incredibly cocky, and awesome at the same time. You know if you're cocksome you can totally swoon any girl you want, you're THE papii chulo. These people are most commonly found in Atlantic City at the bar, on the prowl for some ass.

Doug may seem like a tool cause he gets drunk every night and drives a blacked out cobra, but he's actually pretty cocksome.

cocksome by B0SSLADY December 19, 2011

cockslot

A penis trench that is naturally formed by the breasts; yearning for a good juicing

Have you seen 90210? Tori Spelling has a perfect cockslot!!

cockslot by eakthemonkey April 28, 2004

COCKSLOBBER 

A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.

"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""

"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."

"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"

COCKSLOBBER by Ratclaws February 4, 2006

cockslammer 

a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.

cockslammer by Path March 23, 2004

cockswoman 

The female version of cocksman, i.e. a woman who uses men and knows how to get what she wants. She takes shit from no one and can drink and play as hard if not harder than the guys. Not to be confused with a 'bitch' or a 'slut' although she is often a sarcastic woman who loves sex. She is also skilled in bed and often wears the pants in a relationship. More closely related to a 'player' than any other sexually adventurous female adjective.

"Man I tried to roll my game on Allison all night but she got me to pay for all her drinks then she called me out on trying to hook up with her. She saw me coming a mile away, what a cockswoman."

cockswoman by AllisonC February 13, 2007

cockslammer 

a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds

you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer

cockslammer by lambogod December 30, 2012