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cocksome 

The perfect mix of being incredibly cocky, and awesome at the same time. You know if you're cocksome you can totally swoon any girl you want, you're THE papii chulo. These people are most commonly found in Atlantic City at the bar, on the prowl for some ass.
Doug may seem like a tool cause he gets drunk every night and drives a blacked out cobra, but he's actually pretty cocksome.
cocksome by B0SSLADY December 19, 2011
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cocksole 

to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis
jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..

Cocksmeat Sandvich 

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.
Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
Cocksmeat Sandvich by ackid82 March 19, 2010

Cocksole 

To provide comfort to someone at a time of sadness, with your cock.
Did you hear that Kassies husband died? Man I Would definitely cocksole her if I got a chance.
Cocksole by Titan112 November 27, 2016

cocksmeagler 

an insult, one who smeagles cocks.
man, that guy is such a cocksmeagler.
cocksmeagler by Mr.Christopher August 29, 2005

cocksmear 

When a man gets an erection in his underwear and the pre-cum causes underwear link to stick to the tip of his boner.
Making out with her made me so horny; by the time she pulled my dick out it was covered in cocksmear.
cocksmear by Skatey Canasta August 12, 2011

cocksore 

A canker sore developed from too much cock gobbling.
That cocklord sure does have one hell of a fine cocksore on her lower lip.
cocksore by Doug10 September 30, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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