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Cockbomb
An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.
"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."
"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."
"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."
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Cockwombling thundercunt
The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Cockwombling thundercunt by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020
Cockbomb
"cockbomb"
(american) n.
1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.
2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.
3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.
The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.
(american) n.
1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.
2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.
3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.
The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.
1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!
2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?
3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?
2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?
3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?
Cockbomb by Botendaddy February 17, 2009
Cockwomble
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016
Cockwomble
Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015
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Cockwomblingthundercunt
(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.
Cockwomblingthundercunt by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021
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fache-couture
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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