"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp?"

'hey, rube!' - Hunter Thompsons ESPN column

So who is the rube for our new scam?

What sort of country-fried rube writes this slop?

The rubes dont get it, but we do.

"I think this Rube is wise to us."

The rube slammed his fist into the wall of his trailer as the Chiefs once again defeated the Chokeland Faders