cockstomp

When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

cockstomp by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

cockstomp

A general or all around jerk of a person. Characteristics of the said cockstomp may include being rude, conceded, belligerent, and of course having/being engaged in the sexual behavior of cock and ball torture

Wow, Stephan was such a cockstomp at work today!

Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!

cockstomp by a_dub_for_realz March 30, 2008

Cockstockton 

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman

Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.

Cockstockton by matty new January 24, 2009

cockstume 

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

cockstume by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

Cuckstamp 

Any national flag that displays a smaller flag of that nation's current or former colonizer/conqueror. Typically seen in the flags of former British colonies.

The word first appeared up in 4chan's /int/ board, and was coined by posters making fun of the British Union Jacks found in the flags of Australia and New Zealand

1. "At least my flag doesn't have a cuckstamp," said the Canadian, as he opened another bottle of maple syrup.
2. Have you been to Hong Kong lately? Lot's protesters waving cuckstamps in the streets.

Cuckstamp by El Hopaness Romtic September 16, 2019

Cockstipated 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

Cockstipated by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004