cockcloma 

When a guy jizzes in your eyes and they are red for the next day.

Damn my eye is red; he needs to aim better next time so I don't get cockcloma again.

cockcloma by BruceLeah July 31, 2016

Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004

cockblocalypse 

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

cockblocalypse by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

cockloadious 

To have an excess or very large amount of something.

Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

cockloadious by 11Words2Freedom June 9, 2014

Cocklimate 

The time it takes to get used to a dick- before full penetration.

You need 5 min to cocklimate to his 13 inches.

Cocklimate by TrevorRupsBrad September 30, 2017

cockswoman 

The female version of cocksman, i.e. a woman who uses men and knows how to get what she wants. She takes shit from no one and can drink and play as hard if not harder than the guys. Not to be confused with a 'bitch' or a 'slut' although she is often a sarcastic woman who loves sex. She is also skilled in bed and often wears the pants in a relationship. More closely related to a 'player' than any other sexually adventurous female adjective.

"Man I tried to roll my game on Allison all night but she got me to pay for all her drinks then she called me out on trying to hook up with her. She saw me coming a mile away, what a cockswoman."

cockswoman by AllisonC February 13, 2007

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

Cockaloaf by Salexis January 24, 2010