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cockcloma 

When a guy jizzes in your eyes and they are red for the next day.
Damn my eye is red; he needs to aim better next time so I don't get cockcloma again.
cockcloma by BruceLeah July 31, 2016
Words you can keep

Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?
Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004

cockblocalypse 

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
cockblocalypse by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007
Word of the Day on May 21, 2011

cockloadious 

To have an excess or very large amount of something.
Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

Cocklimate 

The time it takes to get used to a dick- before full penetration.
You need 5 min to cocklimate to his 13 inches.
Cocklimate by TrevorRupsBrad September 30, 2017

cockswoman 

The female version of cocksman, i.e. a woman who uses men and knows how to get what she wants. She takes shit from no one and can drink and play as hard if not harder than the guys. Not to be confused with a 'bitch' or a 'slut' although she is often a sarcastic woman who loves sex. She is also skilled in bed and often wears the pants in a relationship. More closely related to a 'player' than any other sexually adventurous female adjective.
"Man I tried to roll my game on Allison all night but she got me to pay for all her drinks then she called me out on trying to hook up with her. She saw me coming a mile away, what a cockswoman."
cockswoman by AllisonC February 13, 2007
When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.
She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.
Cockaloaf by Salexis January 24, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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