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Cocksnot 

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...
"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"
Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Cockscotch 

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.
Cockscotch by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

Master Cocksmith 

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

cockslut 

a female with an insaitable appetite for dick
that cockslut fucked all 8 of us in one night
cockslut by h3l1x December 31, 2002
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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