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cockslammer 

a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds
you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer
cockslammer by lambogod December 30, 2012

Cockslammer 

A dude who has sex so hardcore and slams his cock full force into a girl that her head and whole body shakes. It is like a GeForce. He is very good at making a girl pleased and happy.
Person 1: Dude look at this cockslammer in this porno, he is insane.
Person 2: Wow that is crazy.
Cockslammer by AlmirHabir April 14, 2020

cockslammer 

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
cockslammer by Parateralus September 2, 2008

Cockslammer 

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.
Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.
Cockslammer by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009

Ecuadorian cockslammer 

A sexual positions involving three men simultaneously penetrating a woman's vagina in a jackhammer position.
After last night's Ecuadorian cockslammer, Lola wasn't able to find her nuvaring.

Cock-Slammer 

n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.
My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.
Cock-Slammer by Viperruels January 5, 2009
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