Definitions by Path
tweet and delete
The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.
Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.
tweet and delete by Path July 21, 2011
menus-and-water restaurant
A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
menus-and-water restaurant by Path June 5, 2007
Jamba Embargo
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
Jamba Embargo by Path March 23, 2007
Sleep smile
A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.
Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.
Sleep smile by Path March 23, 2007
Bump 'n' Jump
When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.
Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!
Bump 'n' Jump by Path June 11, 2006