Path's definitions

Bump 'n' Jump

When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.

Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!

by Path June 11, 2006

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

Jamba Embargo

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.

Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.

by Path March 23, 2007

bummrt

A really bad event. Sort of like a bummer, only spelled properly.

"I heard Steve-Dave broke his ankle shooting hoops, maybe he was just unlucky. bummrt."

by Path January 3, 2006

top tall

When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.

Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.

by Path July 3, 2006

IBTC

Acronym for "Itty Bitty Titty Committee". Usually used to describe women (or men) with a lack of flesh mounds.

Latisha is a card-carrying member of the IBTC, I'm suprised she doesn't pay to get some new watermelons.

by Path October 17, 2005