Path's definitions

crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.

"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."

by Path January 3, 2005

Bump 'n' Jump

When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.

Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!

by Path June 11, 2006

EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 1, 2006

Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.

Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.

by Path March 23, 2007

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

bit up

A person, place, or thing, that is run down, worn out, or not up to the standards of the person uttering the phrase.

Man, that car is bit up, it looks like it was in a drive-by from all the rust holes in the door.

by Path January 3, 2006