The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.
Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.
by Path July 21, 2011
Get the tweet and deletemug. The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
by Path June 01, 2006
Get the EmoBookmug. Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.
"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."
by Path January 03, 2005
Get the crush pornmug. A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.
Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.
by Path March 23, 2007
Get the Sleep smilemug. A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
by Path June 05, 2007
Get the menus-and-water restaurantmug. by Path July 22, 2002
Get the cockgobblermug. The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.
by Path January 03, 2005
Get the beat and deletemug.