bit up

A person, place, or thing, that is run down, worn out, or not up to the standards of the person uttering the phrase.

Man, that car is bit up, it looks like it was in a drive-by from all the rust holes in the door.

by Path January 03, 2006

EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 01, 2006

crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.

"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."

by Path January 03, 2005

Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.

Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.

by Path March 23, 2007

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 05, 2007

beat and delete

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.

"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."

by Path January 03, 2005