Path's definitions

Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.

Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.

by Path March 23, 2007

bit up

A person, place, or thing, that is run down, worn out, or not up to the standards of the person uttering the phrase.

Man, that car is bit up, it looks like it was in a drive-by from all the rust holes in the door.

by Path January 3, 2006

EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 1, 2006

ghetto

Garbage, run down crap.

That Chevy Celebrity is fucking ghetto.

by Path July 22, 2002

cunt ripper

Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.

Man, steve's a fucking cunt ripper.

by Path March 10, 2004

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007