Path's definitions

top tall

When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.

Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.

by Path July 3, 2006

stomped out

Usually refers to an item that is smashed beyond recognition. Can also refer to run-down automobiles, cars, houses, or other personal effects.

Man, did you see that old Nintendo someone left in that garbage can back there? It's so stomped out it looks like a puzzle.

by Path January 3, 2006

bummrt

A really bad event. Sort of like a bummer, only spelled properly.

"I heard Steve-Dave broke his ankle shooting hoops, maybe he was just unlucky. bummrt."

by Path January 3, 2006

crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.

"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."

by Path January 3, 2005

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

Bump 'n' Jump

When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.

Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!

by Path June 11, 2006