Path's definitions
The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
by Path June 1, 2006
Get the EmoBookmug. Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.
by Path March 10, 2004
Get the cunt rippermug. by Path January 3, 2006
Get the bummrtmug. A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.
Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.
by Path March 23, 2007
Get the Sleep smilemug. When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.
Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!
by Path June 11, 2006
Get the Bump 'n' Jumpmug. by Path July 22, 2002
Get the cockgobblermug. A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
by Path June 5, 2007
Get the menus-and-water restaurantmug.