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cockpuke 

When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.
(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)

You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.

Cockeoke 

Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.
Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."
Cockeoke by Faster Redhead July 5, 2017

cockpower 

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower
Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed
cockpower by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

cockpocket 

the vagina serves as a pocket of sorts to put your penis and fluids inside to store
let me just put my penis in this cockpocket, then we'll go get a bite.
cockpocket by cadallons January 21, 2011

cockpuke 

n. Synonym of Semen or Cum. Can be used for many sayings. Just replace the word Semen, Cum, or Yogurt.
"Shut the fuck up Joe you pile of Cockpuke!"
"Dude, you know how much Cockpuke that bitch stores in her stomach?"
"I would rather drink a warm bucket of Cockpuke."
cockpuke by AK November 10, 2004

Cockpocket 

1. A woman's vagina
2. A woman with whom you are having a strictly physical relationship.
"Jane hides things in her cockpocket"

"Did you see Russel's new cockpocket? Her tits are bigger than Jane's!"
Cockpocket by Norman January 14, 2004