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Cockjokey 

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights
Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob
Cockjokey by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020
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Cockioke 

When a girl takes a man's penis and sings into it, pretending it's a microphone.
"I'm in the mood for some cockioke, any song requests?"
"I was singing my heart out at cockioke last night"
Cockioke by cheekyliz September 5, 2011
(of a cock-bearer) To poke someone using your hard cock
Why would you cockpoke my cheek? You're a weirdo!!
Cockpoke by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 23, 2023

cockroké 

This is when your girlfriend is singing and sucking your dick at the same time, using it as a micro(macro in my case)phone. It comes from the combination of the words cock and karaoke.
She is so good in cockroké. I love her!
cockroké by CockrokéMachine April 24, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026