Matt_The_Anime_Man's definitions

Puppy kisses

Basically licking someone like a dog

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 7, 2021

Honey Bear

A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.

Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Gack

A phrase used to express disgust

*Cheryl kissed him*
Simon: Gack! Get your disgusting lips off of me, pig!
Cheryl: Why?
Simon: I found out you hated anime.
Cheryl: You meanie!!! *cries*
Simon: Yeah, get the fuck out and sob all you want!
Cheryl: Cartoon porn addict!!! *continues crying*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

littlegot

The opposite of a bigot

If there's such a thing as a bigot, then why doesn't a littlegot?

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 9, 2021

Cockpoke

(of a cock-bearer) To poke someone using your hard cock

Why would you cockpoke my cheek? You're a weirdo!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 23, 2023

Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.

Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020