Matt_The_Anime_Man's definitions

Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.

Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021

Disastrophilia

The sexual attraction to something disastrous.

A perfect grindcore band name

Example 1

Erwin: Pedophilia should be referred to as a "disastrophilia."

Example 2

Park Chung-In (born in Seoul, South Korea, 1996 October 6th) formed the band "Disastrophilia" in Tokyo when he was 21 years old.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 14, 2021

Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.

I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Loaded

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 5, 2020

Gack

A phrase used to express disgust

*Cheryl kissed him*
Simon: Gack! Get your disgusting lips off of me, pig!
Cheryl: Why?
Simon: I found out you hated anime.
Cheryl: You meanie!!! *cries*
Simon: Yeah, get the fuck out and sob all you want!
Cheryl: Cartoon porn addict!!! *continues crying*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020