Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 03, 2020
Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 07, 2021
1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man December 02, 2023
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
The opposite of a bigot
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 10, 2021
Oh shit, I felt so gulp af going up that drop tower ride at the amusement park. Shortly when I began to drop down, it felt like I was gonna enter Hell or some shit.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020