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3D Hentai

A sex tape that is a reenactment of hentai (or ero-anime/ero-manga in Japanese)
Mark: Recently, me and my anime-obsessed girlfriend, who is a really sweet girl with a perverted heart, have done a 3D hentai. We need someone to rotoscope the tape and it will be carefully locked within the depths of my box of secrets!

Bill: That's pretty sick, man. Reenacting a Japanese adult cartoon would be neat!

Mark: You said it, boss!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 10, 2020
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Gulp

Scared, like when you're about to gulp
Oh shit, I felt so gulp af going up that drop tower ride at the amusement park. Shortly when I began to drop down, it felt like I was gonna enter Hell or some shit.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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Honey Bear

A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.
Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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Puppy kisses

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 7, 2021
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Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.
Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020
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Santoryu

1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man December 2, 2023
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Disastrophilia

The sexual attraction to something disastrous.

A perfect grindcore band name
Example 1

Erwin: Pedophilia should be referred to as a "disastrophilia."

Example 2

Park Chung-In (born in Seoul, South Korea, 1996 October 6th) formed the band "Disastrophilia" in Tokyo when he was 21 years old.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 14, 2021
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