A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.
Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
Danny: Hey Pedro, how about we go to the bar and get swigged?
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 12, 2020
1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man December 02, 2023
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
The opposite of a bigot
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 10, 2021
Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 03, 2020