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cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010

cockrocker 3000 

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cockbroken 

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.
Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken
cockbroken by toxic53 February 28, 2015

cockbroken 

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.
Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead
cockbroken by Mezolit October 24, 2014

Cockeoke 

Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.
Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."
Cockeoke by Faster Redhead July 5, 2017

Cockjokey 

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights
Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob
Cockjokey by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020