noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)

Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

cocksand by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

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cockhands

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

cockhands by storkman January 17, 2008

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Cockandballtorture

Biggest Number Known In Existance

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*

Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019

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cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

cockandballs by Mikey G October 20, 2003

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