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cockandballs 

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.
I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.
cockandballs by Mikey G October 20, 2003
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cockandballs 

Referring to another person using a falsified story to make themselves feel big 'n' hard.
Jonny told me this cockandballs story about how he kicked the naff out of some bloke in church.
cockandballs by G Bud December 21, 2007

cockandballs 

peenas and balls but used for short innit
look at my huge cockandballs
cockandballs by arealpussio123 June 21, 2021

Cockandballtorture 

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*
Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019

cockenballs 

referring to the male genitalia
That coozbag was all over my cockenballs at the party. I am going to take her home and give her an extra large helping of the cockenballs.
cockenballs by Phizil August 28, 2003

Cockndballtorture

To squeeze and twist a mans nuts till one pops
“OH NO OH NO I THINK MY NUT POPPED THATS COCKNDBALLTORTURE”

The torturing of the penis and balls
Cockndballtorture by Cuntpop April 30, 2020

cockandballtorture 

man i love cockandballtorture with my lasagna