cocklan

Cocklan is a slang word/name for Lachlan. aka...... THE PUNISHER, his main technique to slaying the puss is with his abnormally large pork sword that he calls.......... FRANK

oh wow look its Cocklan, i want that big juicy punishing machine, fuck me harder daddy

by Life.exe June 11, 2018

Cocklan

A slur used to undermine the surname "Coughlan"

Oh look, It's a bloody Cocklan

by cockshredder69 August 6, 2022

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003

cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cocklash

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

cockanator

1. a male who destroys other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.

He's such a cockanator.

by define it now January 19, 2009