cockhandled
adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004
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cockfangled
Cock-fang-led (kok-fang-uld)
adjective
1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.
2. A mess of a crotch.
adjective
1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.
2. A mess of a crotch.
'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."
"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
cockfangled by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011
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cackhanded
Someone who is cackhanded is lefthanded, and hence a clumsy fool who can't write or use a knife and fork properly.
My sister is cackhanded. It's really annoying because you can never find righthanded scissors in the house despite the fact that 3/4 of my family are righthanded. I'm sure she chucks them away as a result of her bitter twisted resentment of the fact she's not normal.
cackhanded by RH Rule August 15, 2006
cockhandler
A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
cockhandler by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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