cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

cockfangled

Cock-fang-led (kok-fang-uld)
adjective

1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.

2. A mess of a crotch.

'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."

"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."

by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011

cackhanded

Someone who is cackhanded is lefthanded, and hence a clumsy fool who can't write or use a knife and fork properly.

My sister is cackhanded. It's really annoying because you can never find righthanded scissors in the house despite the fact that 3/4 of my family are righthanded. I'm sure she chucks them away as a result of her bitter twisted resentment of the fact she's not normal.

by RH Rule August 15, 2006

cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010