Cockchaos

When u fail at something and ure penis tingles

Aww I just had cockchaos moment

by RNDY eAN May 22, 2011

Cock Chaos

1.In group sex, three or more men are banging the same women at the same time.

2.In gay sex, three or more men are banging each other

It was cock chaos last night.

by steelsammy April 25, 2009

Cockchalk

What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)

I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.

by agrafos April 26, 2010

Cockchomper

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

by Jask November 1, 2004

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

cockchocolate

fecal matter left on one's penis after dirty anal sex.

"yeah, i just wiped my cockchocolate on her pillowcase..."

by tad dewberry January 9, 2014

cockcheese

Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.

Yo momma is such a cockcheese.

by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003