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cockchain 

1) A derogatory term for one's significant other.

2) A chain which one hangs from a Prince Albert piercing.

3) A row of dudes.
1) She is totally my cockchain.

2) Check the bling on my cockchain.

3) Have you seen the cockchain on that cockchain.
cockchain by LicensesToStone January 7, 2009

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.
„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“
cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021
What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)
I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.
Cockchalk by agrafos April 26, 2010

cockbrain 

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
cockbrain by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

cockstain 

Some white freaky stuff. White boys get them White women to do anything.
You wanna do a cockstain?
cockstain by PorchMonkey4Life September 7, 2008
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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