Cockchoker
Cockchoker by Porn Fan August 4, 2003
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cockchoker
cockchoker by whataburger December 26, 2006
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cockbroker
The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010
Cockchomper
1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.
Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.
2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.
3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.
2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.
3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004
cocksmokery
When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.
cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009
cocksmoker
1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
cocksmoker by Paulo November 17, 2004
cocksmoker
1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
cocksmoker by Sir Nick July 21, 2006
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