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Cock Chalk
this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
Cock Chalk by 777geez November 20, 2015
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Cockshark
Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.
Cockshark by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012
cockshank
To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
cockshank by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
Cockchafer
1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.
Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.
They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.
They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.
2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.
They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.
They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.
2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug
2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
Cockchafer by MJA88 February 28, 2009
Cockchain
Cockchain by Giant Chihuahua April 9, 2021
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026