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How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.
Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.
by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009
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Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.
Yo momma is such a cockcheese.
by Dz wanks goats July 05, 2003
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A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.
Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
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A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.
Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?
by curlingguy April 25, 2003
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yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.
I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.
by Josh Fogarty.; June 22, 2010
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An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.
"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."
by Andy Pandy January 02, 2004
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