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she chocked on her boyfriends cockchoke
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Yellow Cockhole
Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Yellow Cockhole by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018
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cockbroker
The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010
Cockchomper
1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.
Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.
2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.
3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.
2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.
3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004
cocksmoked
verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.
cocksmoked by tdubs May 13, 2005
Chief Cocksmoke
person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
Chief Cocksmoke by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010
the cockhole is not for speaking
"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...
Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....
the cockhole is not for speaking by tex WHITE November 27, 2019
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Pee Calculus
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