Coched 

To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.

Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.

Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.

Coched by YellowBoyInBrownTown March 10, 2009

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011

cocked ace-deuce 

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009

half-cocked 

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.

The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.

half-cocked by moniker19 January 21, 2009

Cochadera 

Spanish word for fuck fest or Orgy. Usually more than 4 people having sex together.

Josh: They must have a party next door cus I see a lot of people.

Matt: It's la cochadera going on right now. Just another sick orgy

Cochadera by joshwua915 September 10, 2014

cooched up 

When something or someone makes your peepee stand up

Mrs.G got me cooched up bruh! or Yo Chuy you got me cooched up!

cooched up by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010