Cocheese

A silly, but inoffensive moniker for a friend or acquaintance. Often used when the friend has suddenly realized something you’ve tried to explain for a minute now.

Friend: “So, you’re saying I’m better off without her?”

You: “Welcome to the conversation, Cocheese!”

by Cocheese Man June 22, 2023

Cocheese

The caricature police detective in the sabotage video by the beastie boys

basically an idiot on a platform

You're a lawyer, and you're not good at it, did i not say I'd show you how the law works ?

YAH......PRE- SURE I DID COCHEESE

by iklara April 5, 2017

Cocheese

The leftover shit on your ass because you don't know how to clean yourself

That bitch wanted me to go down on her, but she had a crusty cocheese topping in her crack

by You're no daisy July 20, 2014

cochese

1. A fictional police detective portrayed by a fictional character named Nathan Wind in a fictional TV show called Sabotage. This was the inspiration for the Beastie Boys video of the same name. A homage to 70's/80's police detective dramas.

Played by the Beastie Boys MCA, aka MC Adam Yauch, aka Nathaniel Hornblower.

2. A person who looks dashing in aviator sunglasses and a fu-man-chu moustache.

3. A moniker used by a Police Officer on a variety of internet fori.

Not to be confused with the indian guy, Cochise.

What were you for Halloween, Mark?

Oh, me and my roomates were the B-Boys in Sabotage. I was Cochese and got laid by three girls!

by James Balboa August 28, 2008

Cochese Jackson

close minded asshole who doesn't know shit about france and still talks mad shit about it.

Get out more and maybe you'll see that you don't know what the hell you're talking about!

by SHUTTHEHELLUP August 2, 2003

coocheese

The curd like substance that forms inside a coochie

I went down on that chick and she had all kinds of coocheese

by casprika April 5, 2015

Cochese Jackson

A pathetic excuse for a human; a waste of space; an insult to an intelligent person; a close-minded moron; a French-bashing homophobe who is in reality a homosexual.

"Now lets suck each others dicks" -Cochese Jackson

by Cochese Jackson July 9, 2003