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The caricature police detective in the sabotage video by the beastie boys

basically an idiot on a platform
You're a lawyer, and you're not good at it, did i not say I'd show you how the law works ?

YAH......PRE- SURE I DID COCHEESE
Cocheese by iklara April 5, 2017
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The leftover shit on your ass because you don't know how to clean yourself
That bitch wanted me to go down on her, but she had a crusty cocheese topping in her crack
Cocheese by You're no daisy July 20, 2014
1. A fictional police detective portrayed by a fictional character named Nathan Wind in a fictional TV show called Sabotage. This was the inspiration for the Beastie Boys video of the same name. A homage to 70's/80's police detective dramas.

Played by the Beastie Boys MCA, aka MC Adam Yauch, aka Nathaniel Hornblower.

2. A person who looks dashing in aviator sunglasses and a fu-man-chu moustache.

3. A moniker used by a Police Officer on a variety of internet fori.

Not to be confused with the indian guy, Cochise.
What were you for Halloween, Mark?

Oh, me and my roomates were the B-Boys in Sabotage. I was Cochese and got laid by three girls!
cochese by James Balboa August 28, 2008

Cochese Jackson

close minded asshole who doesn't know shit about france and still talks mad shit about it.
Get out more and maybe you'll see that you don't know what the hell you're talking about!
Cochese Jackson by SHUTTHEHELLUP August 2, 2003

coocheese 

The curd like substance that forms inside a coochie
I went down on that chick and she had all kinds of coocheese
coocheese by casprika April 5, 2015

Cochese Jackson

A pathetic excuse for a human; a waste of space; an insult to an intelligent person; a close-minded moron; a French-bashing homophobe who is in reality a homosexual.
"Now lets suck each others dicks" -Cochese Jackson
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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