Definitions by DutchScum

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010

Scatman buckshot

When standing over a girl as she fingers your prostate from your anus. so you can simultaneously Blow a load on her belly and blast watery lube filled shit all over her chest and or face.

Dude that chick was kinky last night she let me scatman buckshot her.

Scatman buckshot by dutchscum April 20, 2009