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Cmonster 

Cmonster is the founder of WTF Irony and is a really awesome individual. He makes music and plays videogames and he owns a really awesome cat.
Oh my god i love Cmonster!!! He is somehow racist and also wholesome
Cmonster by theron :) May 3, 2021
Words you can keep

consternation 

shocked dismay: a feeling of alarm, confusion, or dismay, often caused by something unexpected
The news caused worldwide consternation and a panic on the stock exchange.
consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006

Constervation 

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
Constervation by CTBear July 5, 2014

Constera 

'Constera' is a music producer who is known for making 2 popular songs about some goblins. He frequently adds LGBT friendly soundclips in his songs, so he is very accepted in the squadW twitch community.

He sometimes streams on Twitch.tv where he W OMEGALUL ORKS in FL Studio(32 bit) and Vegas Pro, but he cant seem to concentrate because he has a lot of clip chimp viewers that spams links.
He is also known as "Concerta", "Cowstone", "Cornstera", "Constira", "Constipated" and much more, so he often gets misunderstood as medicine and other stuff that Pepega Twitch streamers make up.

Constera spends his freetime in his local snus club where he and his friends such as forsen discuss the varieties of snus while having a couple bags in their mouth.
"Isnt Constera that Sup Yall guy?"
"I heard that Constipated made a new song, lets check it out dud"
Constera by KRISTOFFA October 25, 2019

Consterbation 

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.
David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.
Consterbation by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

consterbating 

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.
Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
consterbating by John's mother April 2, 2007

coonster 

A person who acts smart but has the intelligence of a one year old
Yo, that kid over there thinks he's hot stuff but he's really a coonster!
coonster by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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