consternation
consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006
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Constipation consternation
The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.
The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked], dismay, angry, grimace
Constipation consternation by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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Conservation of ninjutsu
A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.
This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.
This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.
Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:
Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!
Don't worry, we can take them.
Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.
GOD DAMN IT RUN!
Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!
Don't worry, we can take them.
Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.
GOD DAMN IT RUN!
Conservation of ninjutsu by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011
conservation of greatness
Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.
Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.
Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.
'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.
Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.
Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.
conservation of greatness by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005
Law of Conservation of Happiness
One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
Law of Conservation of Happiness by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009
Law of conservation of hardness
Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."
Law of conservation of hardness by PK001 March 4, 2008
Constervation
Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.
An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.
The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.
The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.
The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.
The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!
epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
Constervation by CTBear July 5, 2014
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