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Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.
You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!
Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008

Clonduff Rocket Team

Clonduff rocket team is a group of young teenagers from clonduff estate in east belfast and are famously known for having the biggest bonfire and "leading the way". Clonduff Rocket team members are often spotted patrolling the area looking for taigs
Clonduff Rocket Team run the show

Condustrum 

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.
Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.
Condustrum by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014

condusing 

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
condusing by alex_ July 6, 2006

clowndust 

To be the lowest of the low, and or to be completly embarrassed and recive no respect at all.the cool is instantly knocked out of you walk. and nothing you do can ever bring you up to cool status. From now until the end of time, you suck at life!!!!
Ronnie was clowndusted in the State championship football game, when the bellvue player pancaked his ass, infront of a packed arena. he was never able to hangout with the cool kids again.
clowndust by durtychowda February 8, 2012
"Person A: Damn the clones from S.P.O.P boutta make me act up, that clonussy looks bussin"
"Person B: I'm sorry, clon-what?"
Clonussy by TheCircusPerformer March 1, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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