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Conduscian
Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008
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Clondus • Clonduff Rocket Team • Clonussy • Cloodus and em • clowndust • Condus • Conduscian • Conduse • Condused • condusing
Clonduff Rocket Team
Clonduff rocket team is a group of young teenagers from clonduff estate in east belfast and are famously known for having the biggest bonfire and "leading the way". Clonduff Rocket team members are often spotted patrolling the area looking for taigs
Clonduff Rocket Team by Michael Stevens November 22, 2021
Condustrum
Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?
Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.
Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.
Condustrum by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014
condusing
verb : to conduse, adj: condusing
Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.
origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.
origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
clowndust
To be the lowest of the low, and or to be completly embarrassed and recive no respect at all.the cool is instantly knocked out of you walk. and nothing you do can ever bring you up to cool status. From now until the end of time, you suck at life!!!!
Ronnie was clowndusted in the State championship football game, when the bellvue player pancaked his ass, infront of a packed arena. he was never able to hangout with the cool kids again.
clowndust by durtychowda February 8, 2012
Clonussy
"Person A: Damn the clones from S.P.O.P boutta make me act up, that clonussy looks bussin"
"Person B: I'm sorry, clon-what?"
"Person B: I'm sorry, clon-what?"
Clonussy by TheCircusPerformer March 1, 2023
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