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verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

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Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

Coitusing by Miq2u December 9, 2012

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the conjuring

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids

I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring

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The Conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
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conjusing

conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.

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conjusing by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011

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Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

Confusing Teacher by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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