The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

How the Prince Stole Clitmas by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

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Clitlash

Sustained neck injury due to excess cunnilingus.

I went down on that girl for so long, my neck is killing me today. I think I got Clitlash.

Clitlash by zohyeahz April 22, 2010

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Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.

Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!

Merry Clitmas by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020

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Merry Clitmas

This one can be very tricky, so fasten your sleigh belts. Step 1: Dress up like Santa clause. Step 2: Fit your way down someone’s chimney. Step 3: This involves some luck. The hope is that you landed in a house with a hot hoe hoe hoe and a sleeping husband. The hoe has had too much to drink so she wonders her way downstairs when she hears a loud bang. Thinking you are her husband, she de-clothes herself and sneaks up on you. Step 4: Proceed to pound the hoe hoe’s fruit cake until it has enough whipped topping. Step 5: Flick her bean, and yell “Merry Clitmas”. Step 6: Get the hell outta there. Her husband has probably awoken by now and is sprinting down the steps with his shotgun ready to blow your meat missile off to Jupiter... **kinky**

Tyrant: Bro how was your Christmas?

Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?

Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.

Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.

Merry Clitmas by Stoney69 December 24, 2019

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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