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Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.
Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!
by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020
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