williamazing12's definitions

shaftickson

When you cum seven times into a woman's mouth while getting hardly fucked by another man. Most of the time, bisexuals are the ones who participate in this act.

Hey, you wanna perform a shaftickson.

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

farksuccer

When you cum so far into a man's vagina, that man is called a farksuccer.

HOLY SHIT! Here comes Jordan. I've heard he is a farksuccer.

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

Canjizz

When you jizz into a Pringles Can.

"Excuse me, I'm gonna go do a canjizz."

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

potato face

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.

Man, that dude looks like a potato face!

by williamazing12 February 25, 2017

CRITMASH

CHRITMAS? DID YOU SAY CHRITMAS?!?!?!??!
CRITMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

In Critmash time, you get presents and put them under a Critmash tree. Snata comes and gives you presents, too! Everyone loves Critmash time!

by williamazing12 February 25, 2017

Snata

The person who gives you presents at Critmash time

I love Snata!

by williamazing12 February 25, 2017

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017