williamazing12's definitions

Canjizz

When you jizz into a Pringles Can.

"Excuse me, I'm gonna go do a canjizz."

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

subcrushing

When you have a crush on a bunch of people at the same time, but don't admit it.

Did you know that Jackson Smith is subcrushing?

by williamazing12 February 8, 2017

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The sound I make everyday.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by williamazing12 February 8, 2017

nyoom

Moving really freaking fast.

Holy crap! It's Sanic! Look at how he nyooms!

For lunch, we are having pizza, so I will have to nyoom over to the cafeteria in order to get it before anyone else!

by williamazing12 January 29, 2017

saucy dance

When someone covers themselves in marinara sauce and do some luscious dance moves, they are saucy dancing.

Do you want to saucy dance tonight?

by williamazing12 February 15, 2017

slice of life

This is a delicacy in many cultures. It is when you add a pinch of self confidence, a big bucket of self doubt, and many awful things every now and then. You put it in the oven, and voila!

Do you want this slice of life? Its tasty!

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017