pulverize

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

Paulverized

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"

He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.

by Liberty minded December 27, 2011

Paulverize

To bully someone in fantasy sports trade talks until they are tempted to agree just to make the offers stop.

Owner 1: Why did you accept that trade? You gave up Andrew Luck for Michael Vick and a 2nd round pick!?!
Owner 2: I don't know! I think I was just sick of being paulverized for the past month about him trading for Luck.

by Mel Kiper April 19, 2014

Palmerized

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009

pulverate

syn: kill, murder, kick butt
used while cheering for a sports team

"Come on, team! PULVERATE 'em!!!!"

by Haley Ben December 29, 2007

Culverized

You ejaculate in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job. While the semen is in her mouth, you wryly smile at her and say "Taste how much I care". The slogan of the fast food chain, Culver's.

Last night was crazy, I Culverized a girl

by Cubswin October 23, 2009