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clitmaster

master of the clit
I am such a clitmaster.
clitmaster by Heat 3 July 24, 2003
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clitmaster

originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california
"Grey is the clitmaster"
clitmaster by grey September 18, 2004

clitmaster

clitmaster in websters dictionary youll see my face
when ya see clit ya see daboyz face
clitmaster by clitmastr November 19, 2003

Clitastrophe 

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Clitastrophe by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitster 

Origin-North America
Definition-Somebody who has a crazy fetish for clits.
Pronunciation-Clit-ster
Dan: Man i love sex i can't wait to get some. i watch porn everyday!

Nick: Dan you are such a clitster.
Clitster by Buscaglia June 23, 2009

Clit master

A person who dominates the clitoris. A man or woman who knows how to make a clitoris grow and eventually reach orgasm, and hopefully squirt.
The Clit master made the girl explode in orgasm.
Clit master by DA Pancho January 11, 2010

Clitastrophe 

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.
my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe
Clitastrophe by clar February 6, 2005
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