Noun
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same
strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to
suck your
girlfriend's shewang.
"
Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a
map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to
Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.