Noun
-A non-specific
clitorally focused
catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and
aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean,
what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed
last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the
clitorus.