Noun
-A
non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your
cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your
cock4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do?
Draw him a
map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to
Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.