cleatis

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015

catfish cleatis

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.

Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"

by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

cleavis

n.
the bit of exposed helm of someone's boner when it is tucked up into his belt line; cleavage of the penis.

Aaron's gym shirt is way too small. When he reached up to do some pull-ups, his cleavis was totally showing.

by Pu Chung Lao June 10, 2008

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

Cleavisibility

The state of a woman's blouse in terms of its ability to display her cleavage.

Note: Breast size and bra performance can drastically improve cleavisibility.

Joe: Dude, that chick has HUGE melons.

Mike: Yeah, and her camisole has superior cleavisibility.

by c0r0nawlime September 21, 2009

frat cleats

Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.

I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.

by fratstar1 January 18, 2011