cleatis
cleatis by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015
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catfish cleatis
A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.
Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
catfish cleatis by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024
Dracula in Cleats
n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007
Dirty Cleats
When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
Dirty Cleats by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017
Cleavisibility
The state of a woman's blouse in terms of its ability to display her cleavage.
Note: Breast size and bra performance can drastically improve cleavisibility.
Note: Breast size and bra performance can drastically improve cleavisibility.
Cleavisibility by c0r0nawlime September 21, 2009
frat cleats
frat cleats by fratstar1 January 18, 2011
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