Clematis

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.

"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."

by vtamnClover May 25, 2009

Clematis

When a girl has an extremely stinky vag.

"I went down on a girl the other night, and she had major clematis. I nearly barfed."

by ArnoldEatsChildren February 28, 2010

clematis

Clematis is a piece of shit town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere with a pub, farms and hillbillys that drive tractors, pick spuds from gembrook and fuck their cousins

look it up dude its a real place in Melbourne-Australia Clematis

by mister tinkertrain December 12, 2010

cleatis

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015

climatise

climatising means getting used to your surroundings/ environment

i’ve finally climatised to the pool water

by nattypattyratty May 27, 2023

catfish cleatis

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.

Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"

by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024