A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.
Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.
by Sean Scheele November 26, 2007
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A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard
Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.
by Dan Foster June 18, 2003
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A Private Part On The Human Body.
"Ew, Is That Your Cleatus?" Susie Exclaimed.
by Dictonary Helper August 09, 2018
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The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat
Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!
by Bruthr Pooti January 28, 2018
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When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.
-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up
by Matt Bianca January 02, 2006
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