Clarina 

A super sexy super model like girl with a hella great personality who every guy dreams of claiming but she's too good for their white ass

Jim: Do you see Clarina over there?

Ben: Dude she's too good for you

Clarina by gmoneybish May 29, 2015

Clarina 

Clarina is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. A very smart girl who basically can do everything she puts her mind to. She has a fierce exterior but an extremely warm and loving interior. There’s no one like her in this world. Lucky are those who are close to her for she will fight and stick for them, but luckier are those who are loved by her for she will always be there, thru thick and thin. Extremely sexy and elegant. She can make you fall in love harder than you’ve ever imagined.

Joshua: Who’s that girl?
David: I think that’s Aphrodite, but they say her name’s Clarina

Clarina by tav. November 23, 2021

Claritafy 

To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.

When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."

Claritafy by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022

clarisa

A girl who is confident, never afraid to stand up for what she believes in. Protective over her friends and will fight if necessary. Loves sport and spending time with family. She is loud with a bubbly personality. However her mood can switch in an instant. You do not want to piss off a clarisa.

That girl clarisa, she’s always smilng!

clarisa by Anonymous 0407 June 14, 2019

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

Czarina

Czarina is a strong woman, with a heart of gold. She's a social butterfly and cares immensely about her relationships. Czarina is very smart and very beautiful both inside and out. She has a smile that can light up the darkest of rooms. She has many talents and is naturally gifted. Czarina is the type of person you meet and feel blessed to have encountered. She's an incredibly sweet and wonderful person, a joy to be around. She will succeed in anything she does, as long as she puts her mind to it. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She is special and the type of woman who only comes across once (maybe twice if you're really lucky) in a lifetime. She can act like your annoying little sister, and you can't help but laugh when she does because she is SO funny. She wants to bring happiness to others and is likely to be remembered for her source of pure joy. She's a great friend to have and an inspiration to talk to. You love her from the moment you meet her and consider it a gift to watch her grow and become her own person. With all the potential to bring such strength, beauty, joy, inspiration, and love to the world, Czarina is the only one who can truly live up to her name.

~*On Czarina's Birthday*~

World: I wonder if anything interesting is going to happen today?
God: Look out world, I'm sending one of my best.

Czarina by the winds of change March 25, 2021

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021