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Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: β€œOh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: β€œNah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school 

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

Clarineticorn 

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Clarineticorn by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012