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Clarinate 

Clarinate Claryngitis Clarinathaniel (with a British accent) Clarindaniel (also with a British accent) Clarinatalia Clarinatricia Claringytia AlbertsEn
Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!
Clarinate by reichertag September 18, 2019

Chlorinated water

Chlorinated water (chlorinated hydrogen oxide) is when you add chemicals to the water that releases chlorine and the water (hydrogen oxide) absorbs chlorine. The chlorine kills viruses and bacteria. Drinking chlorinated water is great! I like the chlorine taste! Stomach acid is dilute hydrochloric acid. So stomach acid digests food. Drinking chlorine gives the body more helpful chlorine. Water doesn't have too much chlorine or too little chlorine. They add sodium hypochlorite or calcium hypochlorite to the drinking water or sometimes other chemicals. New York water is the tastiest water. Pool water has trichloroisocyanuric acid (TCCA) which releases chlorine.
Tyler: I like drinking chlorinated water straight from the faucet and also straight from the fire hydrant in the summer. I like the chlorine taste!

Cabinated Driver 

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.
Cabinated Driver by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

It's chlorinated

That shitty excuse used by swimmers with bad hygiene. Pee, go in without showering, leave hair in the pool…as long as there's chlorine, idiots will assume it's perfectly okay.
Swimmer 1: Dude, why didn't you shower?
Swimmer 2: Why should I? It's chlorinated.
Swimmer 3: Yeah, there's chlorine in the water. It makes the water sterile.
It's chlorinated by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

Chlorinated Gene Pool 

Similar to being called a "mudblood" in Harry Potter. It means that you're a mutated being in human existence. Often used as a very rude insult maintaining that you are superior to them.
Person 1: I don't want to go to work today...
Person 2: Go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool.

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a [
rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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