Clarita

The name Clarita is used to describe someone who is strong but when she's had enough she'll tear up she's the most loyal honest and sincere girl you'll meet she's very beautiful and athletic don't let a Clarita go.....

I love Clarita so much

Clarita by Gxffu December 22, 2016

Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.

Hi Clarita! It's me John.

Clarita by John March 27, 2005

Clarita

Claire is the most beautiful and smartest girl you'll ever meet. Her beautiful blonde hair will immediately hypnotize you and her beautiful vibrating eyes. She loves reading and writing wattpad stories. She is also a major bookworm. She supports the LGBTQ and she rejects boys by saying "No, sorry I'm gay". She has gotten a love letter by a lesbian chick once in her life, and she rejected her with a poem. What a legend. She dislikes kids and hates most men, except for BangChan, NCT bois, BTS, Got7, etc. She likes to dab, whip and nae nae. She sometimes makes people jeaolous with her outstanding grades. Also, she protec and she atac, but most importantly she a snac.

"Hey, I heard Clarita got an A in her test again."

Clarita by izzDibi March 6, 2019

Clarita

Clarita is a beautiful girl. She is a loyal friend and will always have your back. She is always the left out friend however due to others always sticking with each other. She is compassionate and loves to follow her heart.

Claritas are friendly and caring, their love language is words of affirmation as they love to hear it and also give it to others. She will love her boyfriend with her whole life.

She is definitely a Korean Pop Stan and her bias is like Haechan / Yeonjun. She probably has a thing for frat boys but it’s okay she believes she can change them…. Positive thinking.

She is a very precious person don’t ever lose your Clarita

“ what is she doing?”
“ probably pulling a Clarita over the yeonjun poster”

Clarita by Clarita stan June 16, 2022

Santa Clarita

Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!

Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.

Santa Clarita by PurpleSmith July 20, 2021

Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.

Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.

Santa Clarita by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021

santa clarita valley 

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

santa clarita valley by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009