ClankWank
(noun; pejorative)
Slang for low-quality, mass-produced AI content churned out by human opportunists.
Not the fault of the AI itself, but of the wanker with the clanker who’s spamming the internet with lazy, greedy, insensitive junk.
See also: AI slop, clanker, content farm, wankerware.
(noun; pejorative)
Slang for low-quality, mass-produced AI content churned out by human opportunists.
Not the fault of the AI itself, but of the wanker with the clanker who’s spamming the internet with lazy, greedy, insensitive junk.
See also: AI slop, clanker, content farm, wankerware.
“Another ClankWank article just showed up in my Google feed.”
“That blog isn’t written, it’s just ClankWank from a content farm.”
“Don’t blame the AI — it’s the ClankWankers cashing in.”
“That blog isn’t written, it’s just ClankWank from a content farm.”
“Don’t blame the AI — it’s the ClankWankers cashing in.”
by DopyMick September 8, 2025
Get the ClankWank mug.Movement of the crank out of stock specifications. All cranks have L to R movement, to some extent, but an excessive lateral crank movement has bad reprocussions, such as hitting/grinding/destroying the crank sensor. A "walking" crank necessitates an engine rebuild.
Any car can crankwalk, but Mitsubishi Eclipses, Plymouth Lasers, and Eagle Talons with a 7-bolt motor are notorious for this problem. No recall was ever released as the problem was said to be isolated to a bad batch of cranks, which represented a fraction of the produced cars. Various theories of why crankwalk occurs and what years are most suseptible exist, but none are proven. General consenus is poor oil flow is one cause, and later model years seem to suffer less.
Contrary to popular opinion, any car can crankwalk; Manual, auto, import, domestic, turbo, manual, racecar, beater. All have walked, and all have a chance of walking.
Any car can crankwalk, but Mitsubishi Eclipses, Plymouth Lasers, and Eagle Talons with a 7-bolt motor are notorious for this problem. No recall was ever released as the problem was said to be isolated to a bad batch of cranks, which represented a fraction of the produced cars. Various theories of why crankwalk occurs and what years are most suseptible exist, but none are proven. General consenus is poor oil flow is one cause, and later model years seem to suffer less.
Contrary to popular opinion, any car can crankwalk; Manual, auto, import, domestic, turbo, manual, racecar, beater. All have walked, and all have a chance of walking.
My dsm crankwalked on me, but thankfully my dsm has broken down often enough to make me a real mechanic.
by Awdhooptie April 10, 2005
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(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)
Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots
Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots
Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker
Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker
Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker
by amalkadog September 30, 2019
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by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the flankwanker mug.When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.
by ladydady December 11, 2015
Get the cantwankerous mug.After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.
by hibelu September 1, 2008
Get the Cranktankerous mug.A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?
Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
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